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Your Carpet Stains Might be Plotting to Destroy You
The ball has dropped marking the end of 2012, and you wake up to a new day in a new year filled with a sense of anticipation at the bountiful possibilities 2013 could bring. And then you look at your carpet. Your newfound optimism plummets as you remember that your carpet made a lot of dirty friends in 2012 and they are looking forward to another rent-free year under your feet. You suspect that those seemingly innocent coffee and juice spills, pet accidents, and mystery stains have banded together and might be plotting to destroy you. At the very least, they do not want you to walk around barefoot or invite anyone over…ever. You need to take back your life and you need help.
Here are the top 10 reasons you should hire a professional carpet cleaner:
10. You can erase any incriminating evidence of what you did last year.
9. Your carpet looks like a Jackson Pollack painting made with spaghetti sauce and red wine and you don’t like abstract expressionism.
8. High-traffic areas have turned into large metropolises with their own suburbs.
7. You thought you were petting fluffy but realized you’ve been petting giant hairballs for several months.
6. You can’t find fluffy.
5. You think that stain from your child’s toppled science experiment might be growing and you’re afraid to sleep at night.
4. You can’t ask guests to take off their shoes without fear of a lawsuit or of starting a plague outbreak.
3. You can’t invite guests over.
2. You think your carpet stains may be trying to communicate with you and you’re starting to listen and think they have a good sense of humor.
1. You live in Oakland County.
Carpet Cleaning Excellence is the leader in carpet cleaning solutions for Oakland County. Family-owned and operated with over 25 years of experience, we understand that clean carpets can take some of the chaos out of your daily life. We also understand that you care about your carpet investment but that the cost of maintaining it can sometimes exceed your regular, monthly budget. Carpet Cleaning Excellence offers a no-interest payment plan so that you can maintain a beautiful and healthy home without breaking your monthly budget. We also offer frequent specials and coupons which may further reduce your cost in addition to our 100% risk-free guarantee. Please call us at (888) 688-0803 to request a quote or visit www.CarpetCleaningExcellence.com for more information about our company, services, Easy Payment Plan, and specials.